Hotel Maids Beware if Bert Kreischer's Been There

April 21st, 2011 by The JetSetter Team | Comments Off on Hotel Maids Beware if Bert Kreischer's Been There

A recent blog by AOL Travel posed the hypothetical question if this made Bert the world’s worst hotel guest? While Mr. Kreischer might be a very, very bad one, he’s got his work cut out for him in besting the rock band Van Halen, the members of which made a career of laying waste to entire hotel floors in the 1970’s and 1980’s.

We must admit though, that Bert’s approach is more akin to a skilled surgeon wielding a precise instrument than the viking-on-a drunken-rampage approach favored by David Lee Roth and the Van Halen brothers.  Click HERE to see photographic evidence of Bert’s handiwork. His claimed goal is to leave each room in a “semi-disturbing manner.”

Sometimes he leaves a sheet dangling out the window to suggest the occupant had to make a hasty escape. Other times he uses bedsheets and assorted items to pad out a set of clothes and make it look like there’s a body under the bed or in the mini-fridge. Bert claims that he always leaves a generous tip, never actually destroys anything, and hopes his art work distracts maids from what was REALLY going on in his room the night before.

We don’t even want to know and this is

probably way more information on Bert the Conqueror than any sane human being would be interested in.

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